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wilspankUhard Profile Information

You will call me sir.
Age 53 From Statesville, North Carolina - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
David
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I'm a bi male looking to light up some asses of those who want and need it.
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Heavyset
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Single
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
No
My Best Feature Is  
Eyes
Body Art  
Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Brown
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some High School
My Current Employment Status Is  
Work At Home
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Spanking asses
I Make This Much In A Year  
Less Than $14,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is  
Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Music, Tv, Movies, Games, Cooking, Playing Cards
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Relaxing, Playing Video Games
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
I don't have an ideal date.
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Anything.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Other
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Never really thought about one.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Blues, New age, Soul, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Just about anything.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Humor
What Do You Look For?  
I'll let you know when i find it.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Doesnt Matter, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Bondage, Group Sex, Just Wanna Fuck
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