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slebones Profile Information

Your punishments starts NOW!!
Age 55 From Saint Louis, Missouri - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
I am a 44 year old prison guard and I take no crap. If you break the rules prepare for your punishment. Marines know how to do it right, come see if you dare.
Sign  
Capricorn

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Thick
My Height Is  
5' 9 (1.75 m)
My Eyes Are  
Brown
My Ethnicity Is  
Other
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
My Hair Is  
Black
I Have One Or More Of These  
No pets
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
Some College
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Food / Catering
My Job Title Is  
Assistant Manager
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I'm A Smoker  
No
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Quiet One
My Social Behavior Is  
Boisterous, Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Loud, Observant, Outgoing, Strange, Party Starter, Fire Starter
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Arts & Crafts, Camping, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Cooking, Dancing, Family, Fishing / Hunting, Games, Learning, Movies, Music, Playing Cards, Reading, Shopping, Tv
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Clubbing / Bars, Drinking, Extreme Sports, Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Casino, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Partying, Playing Dress-up, Playing Video Games, Reading A Book, Relaxing, Staying At Home, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Something that will catch my attention. The faint smell of your perfume and/or body wash every time the wind blows. A fun evening where we can talk and laugh get past the first time jitters. Feeling comfortable enough at the end of the night with each other you tell me you "forgot to wear panties" and taking it from there bad girl - ;)
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Most new things
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Troublemaker, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
I Don't Like Politics
My Goal In Life Is  
Leave every person I meet a piece of my mind, soul, or life somehow
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Sadistic, Slapstick, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Science Fiction
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Country, Dance, Electronic, Jazz, Metal, Pop, Punk, Rap, Rock, Soul
When I Read, I Always Read  
Classic, Comic, Erotica, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Reference, Satire, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Varies quite a bit...enjoy reading a book and doing outside activities. Really looking more for interesting people to do things with and a huge variety of things to avoid getting into a "rut". Will try most things at least once.

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Boldness, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Humor, Intelligence, Oddities, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For?  
Physically I like beautiful eyes, smile, and a cute butt. Mentally I like someone that can hold an intelligent conversation, debate, and allow others to still keep their opinions. Emotionally, I am looking for someone that likes to play and have fun...that does not mean I am looking for a "playa" either.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Other, Doesnt Matter
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